Maobert's Magnifisint 300th Post Contest

I'm coming up on my 300th Post, and with that Psyko Stray Cat Tripper hijakking my blog more offin than I wood like, I cood reech 300 posts any day now! So I'm having a contest!

Heer are the prizes. Yoo'll notiss they're way better than anything that stoopid wite rat cood come up with:

1) Vomito de Gato Sine. If yoo live with a wite rat hoo barfs up his brekfist neerly evry morning, yoo'll know whut a paw-saver this sine is! Printed in 2 langwijes frunt and bak so evrybuddy knows whut the sine sez. Well, thare's a pikcher on it, so yoo don't even have to reed the werds:

I shood point owt that at leest one member of yer staff --- the one hoo draws the line at kleening up cat barf --- will appresheeate having a warning sine to put up until the other member of yer staff --- the one hoo gits stuk with kleening up cat barf ferst thing in the morning --- has had her morning koffeey and is reddy to "do the deed."

And, if thare's a barf-eetin' cat in yer howse, this sine alerts them to ware the pile is so they can qwikly find it and chow down, leeving yer staff free to wate on YOO hand and foot (Yao-Lin, I can tell yoo approove).

2) $40 Shutterfly Gift Sertifikit. This will git yoo a byootiful classic foto book. We have sevrul, and we love love love them. Of korse, yoo can use it for anything Shutterfly offers, like greeting cards wich we also love. Some cats we know have collekted fotos of all thare innernet frends and put them in a foto book. My Ladey made one win Joonyer wint to the Bridge and keeps it with his ashes. Photo books are like coffey table books starring YOO!

HOW TO ENTER / RULES

1) Add yer gess to the comments feeld of this post and inklood yer name AND yer Catster ID (if yoo don't have a blog). Use the following format:

DATE TIME AM/PM YER NAME (and catster ID if yoo don't have a blog)

FOR EXAMPLE:

Oct 1 12:42 am The Stoopid Wite Rat
OR
Oct 20 8:11 pm Tripper the Loonatik http://www.catster.com/cats/323545

• State the date and time WITH am or pm.
• All times are PDT.
• If yoo do not put am or pm, it will awtomatikly be cownted as am.
  

2) Only one gess per howsehold. So yoo all have to agree on a gess. hehehe. I sugjest yoo have the Simeeze in the howse do the gessing, cuz thare the smartest.

3) Peepul are not eligibul to play. Buns are okay. Dawgs can only gess if thare part of a howsehold with cats. Nobuddy in my howse is elijibul TRIPPER that meens YOO.

4) I will not reeveel what post I am currintly on. This is a game of stratejey and luck and good cownting skills. Tripper's posts cownt toward the total even tho he is an idiut.

5) In the event of a tie, the ferst cat hoo gessed the correct date/time is the winner and the later entries git bupkiss.

6) It's my kontest and I can change the roolz anytime I wunt to.

7) DEDLINE: Entries will be aksepted until midnite PDT 9/3.

Maobert's Magnifisint 300th Post Contest

http://maobert.blogspot.com/2007/08/maoberts-magnifisint-300th-post-contest.html